Why aren’t there any Vampire!Dean/Benny fanfictions out there? I’m honestly surprised by the lack of it actually.

someone should really get on that.

So I was thinking about that song “Yeah” by Usher and that part where he says they want a lady on the streets but a freak in the bed, and I’m thinking. … I bet with all the knowledge gleaned from fanfiction I could be a freak in the bed. And the it dawns on me.

A lady on the streets but a freak in my head.

God why do I end up sounding so stupid when I talk to people…there’s no intelligence filter between my brain and mouth. 

“You make my flame burn bright”

Just gonna leave this here c :

So I accidentally just fed the cats dog food, and they were pretty excited, but when I realized I’d given them the wrong food I took it back and dumped it into the bag so that I could give them the right food, but as I took the food away they all gave me this horrified look like WAIT WHY ARE YOU TAKING THE FOOD??????NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo.…..

I thought my blog could use a picture of me maybe? Now that I’m actually using it more and not just scrolling down my dash all day like a dork sobbing with fandom feels. Not that I don’t do that anymore.

I feel like such a dumbass. I went to weather.com to check on if it was going to snow today and it said 30% chance of snow. I was like huh neat I wish it would tell me when, and then Idk what prompted me to do it but I turned and looked out the window and it was snowing… . .

I’M AN IDIOT.

I think I become a little bit more of a lesbian every time I come across het porn.